13 Dec
Ha ha it’s made from butter. Nice punky attitude tee for the irreverent but fashionable.
13 Dec
Sirens used to sound lovely, in fact the sounds they made were so gorgeous that they distracted sailors long enough for their ships to be dashed upon the rocks.
Okay firstly don’t sailors have a bit of a reputation as, well shall we say they enjoy each other’s company a little too much, I know it’s down to a lack of choice, but honestly, won’t porn suffice? Ok enough of the nautical slander.
Second point, mermaids were seals and damn those sailors must’ve been desperate for totty. The singing? Whale sounds most likely.
Finally, what the hell happened to sirens? I think the only time I enjoyed the sound of sirens was in the heady peak of ‘91 at some rave in a field somewhere, car alarms sounded pretty good back then too. Unfortunately I was probably so incapacitated at the time that any loud noise sounded great.
Look it’s a funny t-shirt - go and buy it.
13 Dec
This design takes its inspiration from the old ‘Keep Britain Tidy’ slogo (yes I’ve just invented a new word… logo + slogan = slogo). Essentially it comments on the lack of love in the modern world. I’ve been with my partner for years and as yet neither of us has run off or tried to kill the other. Yet when you take a look at current divorce rates you’d be hard pressed to find a marriage that lasts as long as fifteen years, by the way we didn’t get married. Maybe that’s the trick. Al that legal mumbo jumbo probably puts a dampener on most marriages to be, plus there’s the cost, the heightened expectation, and the final realization that married life sucks.
I believe most peopled get married out of boredom, exhaustion, and even just to escape the dating scene, which from over here seems to be more nightmarish than ever. Sure you can do loads more people, but none of them give a damn about you, what goes round… It’s been commercialized - dating is a scene - an act, a long drawn out and badly written play. Almost everyone under thirty is on stage and performing, and a lot of older divorcees are starting to do the same.
A guy has to get on a bit before he realizes there’s more to it than sex, a lot of women are following suit now, in fact one day I doubt there will be anything other than f*ck buddies and lifelong partners, I can’t see marriage lasting in the West. Sure you have your strongholds, religion plays a big part in it. Catholics will always give it a go, for most religions believe there’s no way getting around it. Their whole society is based on the foundation of marriage. I’ve noticed a lack of that reverance in UK politics ever since Blair left… phew. Society isn’t based on marriage, my parents hated each other. Society should be based on mutual respect. But what do I know?
Heartbreaker as with all my tees is available in over 30 styles and shades. Sweats, Tees, Hoodies, come and see the whole collection at www.retrogod.com
13 Dec
It’s true, I never kept a diary as a kid (way b4 this old blogging thingy started.). You know I’ve tried a couple of times at submitting this blog to that bloody awful site www.blogexplosion.com - it’s totally duff but I thought hey some traffic might help raise the profile for Retro God but oh no… it just won’t do at all - B.E say that my blog is too commercial - well duh! I do make and sell t-shirts. Anyway if anyone knows anyone at www.blogexplosion.com - tell them I’m slagging them off and maybe they’ll change their totally dumb regulations. Hey I don’t use Adsense so I’m less commercial than any blogs they do favor.
Phew - take that as an apology (yet again) for not keeping up. I’ve been working on more music for www.onemanbrand.co.uk but nope I’m not happy with any of it so you’ll all have to wait a little longer (thank god I hear you say).
Okay on with the tees! I’ll post what I can when I can, to be honest I would rather you bought the tees than read about them, but if you have to know more, keep those eyes peeled for new posts very soon!.