Yes it’s not the most subtle of ideas, but I’ve tried to handle it with as much tact and decorum as I can muster.

Compared to men, women feel pain in more areas of their body and for longer. Women report varying pain experiences throughout their menstrual cycle,and then there’s the whole new world of pain encountered through wonders of pregnancy and birth.

The whole subject of menstruation can be a no no for many men, and many women would more than likely I steer away from the subject, but as we all know by now, Retro God is taking t-shirts to places where no self-respecting fashion designer has taken them before. So, behold, my latest retro t-shirt :

Menstrual Cycle

I’ve heard enough about the Moon and tides to last a lifetime [The very word menstruation is etymologically related to moon. The terms "menstruation" and "menses" come from the Latin mensis (month), which in turn relates to the Greek mene (moon)], but I have found quite a few fascinating facts about the mysteries of menstruation in my time. Take a lookie here.

Women prefer macho men at their most fertile time in the cycle, so all the new age wimpy guys must get a look in for the rest of the month, skinny nerds, be warned, choose your moment carefully.

Women with raised Estrogen levels can bare intolerable pain, one for DC and Marvel to consider next time they are developing a character. Do they still make new characters anyway?

Menstrual odour was once considered seductive in the odor-rich 18th century, perfumes were even developed using the odour as the base.

Men are coded with the 28 day cycle, as well as in the 28 day biorhythm cycle. ( A total hippie told me this one, who knows, maybe something in it). I must admit I seem to follow my partner’s moods, although that might be explained more by Pavlov’s experiments than the assumptions of a hippy.

So there you have it, now go and buy it! Menstrual Cycle is available in 30 shades, in sizes up to XXL, and there’s a nice range of long sleeved tees and a tracksuit (if you’re feeling brave).